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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Jose Canseco: Knocked The Fuck Out, Mannnnn!

Unfortunately, not in prison as you had hoped.

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I do find great irony in Jose Canseco being KTFO by someone on steroids.

In true Celebrity Bumfight Boxing tradition, Canseco and former Philadephia Eagles special teams stalwart Vai Sikahema provide another in a long line of memorable moments. Put this shit in the vault right next to Todd Bridges and Maute Bol's stealing sessions.

Adding insult to injury and shit to being shitted on, Vai Sikahema took Canseco's dignity like his last fix.

"He's a very impressive-looking guy," Sikahema said. "But the guy is a walking corpse, because he's rotted inside out. He's a pathetic figure."

Daaaamn, homie. The hate is strong with that one.

Posted by at 05:07 PM in Sports |

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